ShalerPlop

That's the sound when Brian Shaler tries his stupid jump and falls on his ass.

He did one out in L.A. (note to Mr. Shaler: LA is the abbreviation for Louisiana. There's a difference), and I can barely contain myself imagining him falling multiple stories to ultimate unpleasantness.

I suppose that sounds cruel, but B.S. brings out my dark side.

Happy New Year Everyone

Everyone except Brian Shaler, that is.

Crappy Indeed

So the aptly named Crappy Graphs was offline for a few days.

Sweet!

I guess that proves there's a Santa Clause.

A Christmas without Shaler

Christmas is almost here. A really sweet gift would be: No more Brian Shaler.

AWESOME!

Do people still use that tired word? Brian Shaler does. IN ALL CAPS.

Hey, I got a new shirt today. It says "Is Brian Shaler gone yet?" It's AWESOME!

Who Gives a Crap About Brian Shaler?

Why are people so interested in some dude jumping?
Or so impressed with having a bazillion Twitter "friends"?


He's so into himself it's disgusting.